How To Handle Irritating Seatmates On An Aeroplane
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up your laptop.
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips as if praying.
6. Then hit this link: http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
WARNING – Don’t do this for real! 
Categories: Humour
haha – thats awesome