1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up your laptop.
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips as if praying.
6. Then hit this link: http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

WARNING – Don’t do this for real!

1960 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
mates.
2007 – Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and
Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are
charged with assault, AVOs are taken out and both are suspended even
though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings
conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.

Scenario: Jeffrey won’t sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1960 – Jeffrey is sent to the principal’s office and given a good
paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 – Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death.
Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because
Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives
him a whipping with his belt.

1960 – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 – Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to
foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy’s sister that
she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s
mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.

Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school

1960 – The Principal makes Mark smoke an entire packet, Mark gets
violently ill, never touches the things again.
2007 – Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug
possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Vinh fails high school English.

1960 – Vinh goes to Remedial English, passes and goes to college.
2007 – Vinh’s cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper
articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement
for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action
lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is
banned from core curriculum. Vinh is given his Y10 anyway but ends up
mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model
plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1960 – Ants die.
2007 – Security and ASIO are called and Johnny is charged with domestic
terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the
home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny’s dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher,
Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1960 – Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.
2007 – Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
Becomes gay..

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